Wednesday, February 28, 2007

PICTURES STOLEN FROM A WEBPLACE

Took a little tour of Europe on a website called “Shortcut”, a collection of people in European cities who comment in English upon their experiences and lives there. Not too well supported I’m afraid. Some recent comments, but also many entires no more recent than last year in July or December. I culled a couple of photos during my travels, then returned home.

I stole the first one from here. Must be a museum though I don’t think the blogger mentioned that.



















I stole Orion from here, from Reykjavik. This guy actually took a photo of the constellation Orion. That’s some feat, but look where he took the photo?



And after traveling around Europe I came back to my own sweet backyard,a mapquest of my neighborhood to be exact. Or near enough to it to smell the bread baking. If anyone was baking bread. And they weren’t.



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Tuesday, February 27, 2007

IT'S OFFICIAL—WE'RE MOVING!

As I mentioned yesterday, Mertie interviewed for a job in Vancouver Washington. We made a mad dash trip across state for an interview last weekend. Eight-hundred miles roundtrip through snow, sleet and rain. Today she got and took the job offer. She starts on March 16. Anyone want to guess how we'll sell a house, move and yahdeedah all in about two weeks? Don't ask me. I'm only along for a ride in the tornado.

HAS GOVERNMENT EVER BEEN MORE CORRUPT
THAN UNDER REPUBLICANS?

More corruption. The following is from the desks of the Washington Post:

[SNIP]
A senior Justice Department official who recently resigned her post bought a nearly $1 million vacation home with a lobbyist for ConocoPhillips months before approving consent decrees that would give the oil company more time to pay millions of dollars in fines and meet pollution-cleanup rules at some of its refineries.

Sue Ellen Wooldridge, former assistant attorney general in charge of environment and natural resources, bought a $980,000 home on Kiawah Island, S.C., last March with ConocoPhillips lobbyist Don R. Duncan. A third owner of the house is J. Steven Griles, a former deputy interior secretary, who has been informed he is a target in the federal investigation of Jack Abramoff's lobbying activities.
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IF YOU DON’T THINK FUNDAMENTALISTS ARE A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY
READ THIS:

"Raising your children under Americanism or any other principles other than true Christianity is child abuse."

"You do not have the right to be wrong, regardless of what any man-made or demonic charter says." [The demonic charter he refers to is our Constitution]

"Democracy originated in the mind of a rational being who has the deepest hatred for God." [He means Ben Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, George Washington—all those Satanic beings.]

"Do you realize that the only thing that gives democracy existence is sin? The absence of democracy is perfect obedience to god."

"The best way to insure the earth is never over populated is for sensible and righteous governments to clear [read "to kill" for "to clear"] all forms of atheism and heresy." —Robert T. Lee (Society for the Practical Establishment of the Ten Commandments)


Found on the Stephanie Miller Blog at among hundreds of other entires just like it.


WEE Wii

The other day I was watching a report about the new interactive game thing called, “Wii”, and it emphasized the fact that you’ve got to get physically active to play it’s games. In fact, watching that report, I got to thinking. It showed people standing up in their living rooms, swinging their arms around, playing this strange game with their TV sets. And I could see they were really onto something. But why not go further with it? Maybe they could take that interactive game outside the living room. You could have people standing on opposite sides of some sort of barrier and have them competing against each other rather than against the TV. They could maybe have these paddles of some sort and they could hit something back and forth between them. Maybe they’d have lines marking off some sort of playing field. It would be really interactive, and you’d still have to swing your arms and move about. Maybe they’d give it a name, like “hitting back and forth together” or “bounce ball with hitting things”. I’m not sure what they’d call it, but this Wii game certainly suggests something to me, some outdoor game that would allow people to actually be in control of the playing objects rather than just having an electronic follow along. Whadayathink? Hunh? What could we call the game? Would youngsters get behind it? Would they actually get up off their behinds and go outside and play this strange game rather than stand in the living or game room to play it?

Monday, February 26, 2007



MISSED

LAST FRIDAY’S BLOG ENTRY

We were on a mad dash job interview trip for my wife in Vancouver. We drove over and back in rain, snow and slush through the gorge of the mighty Columbia River. Good for us that we didn’t take the passes which were buried in snow during the weekend. See the snow at higher elevations in photo.



MCCAIN ESPOUSES CREATIONISM

I know it can be popular among libertarians and others of open mind to support a McCain type, but look what a corndog McCain is. Read the whole thing, and you’ll see he’s a sloppy flipper flopper.

[SNIP]
McCain To Deliver Keynote Speech For Creationists

Today is Darwin Day, commemorating the anniversary of Charles Darwin’s birth and of the publishing of On the Origin of Species. The National Academy of Sciences, “the nation’s most prestigious scientific organization,” declares evolution “one of the strongest and most useful scientific theories we have.” President Bush’s science adviser John Marburger calls it “the cornerstone of modern biology.”

Yet, on February 23, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) will be the keynote speaker for the most prominent creationism advocacy group in the country. The Discovery Institute, a religious right think-tank, is well-known for its strong opposition to evolutionary biology and its advocacy for “intelligent design.” The institute’s main financial backer, savings and loan heir Howard Ahmanson, spent 20 years on the board of the Chalcedon Foundation, “a theocratic outfit that advocates the replacement of American civil law with biblical law.”
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In addition, last night I heard McCain’s coming out for the overturning of Roe Versus Wade. He’s damn desperate to become president, isn’t he? And some people, even I, thought he had character. Solly Cholly, no can vote for you.

CONTEXTLESS COMMUNICATION

Heard a kid the other day on some TV show about text messaging claim that “you” can communicate better by test messaging because people can’t hear your “voice tones” and confusing “stuff like that”. Yeah, don’t want people to get mixed up by the real stuff you’re communicating. No way, Jose! Do you think he knows that 90% of communication is non-verbal? Now we’re seeing why liars and cons can work the Internet so well—you can’t get the real 90% communication that’s hidden behind the words. Poor kid. He’s got it all backward.

FROM UNION TO MUSHBALL

The other day, while reading a biography of poet Walt Whitman, I came across an interesting insight. In Whitman’s preface to one of the first editions of his “Leaves of Grass”, he wrote, “The United States need poets.” Now—how would you say that? In this day and age, I’d say, “The United States needs poets.”

Forget about the plethora or dearth of poets in the U.S. I’m trying to call your attention to the fact that Whitman, little more than 150 years ago, would think of America as a collection of states and use the plural form of the verb “need” while I routinely use the singular form of that verb. Almost unconsciously, I no longer imagine that America is a collection of states. I think of the U.S. as one unity, undivided and separate. Thus, Whitman, “The United States [they] need poets.” And me, “The United States [it] needs poets.”

HELEN THOMAS SAYS

“I think reporters should pin down the candidates and get them to almost sign on a dotted line that they’re going to give regular news conferences. It’s the only institution in our society where a president can be questioned on a regular basis. If he’s not questioned, he can operate solo, as a dictator.”


URBAN CAMPUS

This is where I go to school, amid freight trains and auto parking. Actually, if you would turn your body about 95 degrees, you'd see a nice central campus area with lots of trees and nice landscaping. It was a cold winter morning when I took this.
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Wednesday, February 21, 2007

MISTAKES WERE MADE

Mistakes were made. Early in the 21st Century, American mistakes ran around everywhere making people look stupid, ignorant, illiterate and incompetent. Damn those nefarious mistakes. Something should be done about them.

ROCKING ROBINS

Last week as I sat working on this blog, 50 degree temp. outside, I glanced to my right through the picture window into the backyard and, lo and behold, orange breastplates flashed everywhere as robins busily flipped and tossed the winter-packed dead leaves covering my flowerbeds. I imagined their head-tosses to be angry, at least disgusted, because where they had found soft, worm-bearing earth last summer, they were now finding a heavy coating of wet leaves. They were saying, “Damn, what’s going on here! Where’s the worms? What did this dunderhead do to my worm market?” I rushed to get my camera, but the rechargeable batteries were dead, and by the time I got a couple of regular batteries to do the deed with, the robins were gone as swiftly as they’d showed up to brighten my winter day.

Got the robin photo here.

DON’T BE A COSMIC LITTERBUG, CONFUCIUS SAYS

In future, when we go picnicking in the stars, we’ll have to take along some sort of cosmic scrapper scraper (a sort of pooper scooper for the Universe). The following information is from a New York Times article in their Space and Cosmos section. That’s right—“Space and Cosmos” section. Does that make you as jealous as it makes me as you read our lovely Spokesman Review? To read the whole thing, click here.

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For decades, space experts have worried that a speeding bit of orbital debris might one day smash a large spacecraft into hundreds of pieces and start a chain reaction, a slow cascade of collisions that would expand for centuries, spreading chaos through the heavens.

In the last decade or so, as scientists came to agree that the number of objects in orbit had surpassed a critical mass — or, in their terms, the critical spatial density, the point at which a chain reaction becomes inevitable — they grew more anxious.

Early this year, after a half-century of growth, the federal list of detectable objects (four inches wide or larger) reached 10,000, including dead satellites, spent rocket stages, a camera, a hand tool and junkyards of whirling debris left over from chance explosions and destructive tests.

Now, experts say, China’s test on Jan. 11 of an anti-satellite rocket that shattered an old satellite into hundreds of large fragments means the chain reaction will most likely start sooner. If their predictions are right, the cascade could put billions of dollars’ worth of advanced satellites at risk and eventually threaten to limit humanity’s reach for the stars.
Federal and private experts say that early estimates of 800 pieces of detectable debris from the shattering of the satellite will grow to nearly 1,000 as observations continue by tracking radars and space cameras. At either number, it is the worst such episode in space history.
Today, next year or next decade, some piece of whirling debris will start the cascade, experts say.
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GETTING BILKED

Did you hear about the guy who found out a way to make milk into beer? He’s calling it—get this—Bilk. If I heard right. The story came on while I was driving and—get this—paying attention to my driving rather than to my cell phone, radio, shaving, changing my shirt, putting on lipstick, eating a burrito, drinking my latte or ogling the cute guy or gal in the next auto over. Damn—too bad I no longer drink!

PS:

The unmarriageable poets a few posts past were Walter Whitman and Emily Dickinson.

Monday, February 19, 2007

SCIENCE GIVETH AND SCIENCE TAKETH AWAY

Today as I battled my way out of sleep, brushing aside the hard little balls of matter gathered in corners of my ancient eyes, shook off the dizziness punch a night of sleep gives me, and tried to focus my light wave gatherers on my dear little wife’s form who was gathered into a comfortable ball in my recliner, my ears heard a strange superstitious praise of god going on in the box Earthlings call TV. Trying to get the synapses going that connect my prefrontal cortex to my sound receivers, I noticed that simultaneously my brain was sending signals that were moving muscles to turn my body to look at the TV box.

And what to my wondering ears and eyes should appear but a whole big huge family and a tiny Amelia dear. A male voice was ineptly trying to give meaning to the birth and survival of a human species baby Amelia by claiming that some hypothetical superbeing had given his little baby being a will to survive, to come into life and exit out of the mom/womb and onto the earth, that everything called miraculous had colluded to make this baby live when it was only 21 weeks at birth—a new record, boxing fans!

Though I’d entered the scene barefooted, in my blue jockey shorts, unprepared for intellectual life as of yet, my first thoughts were MONEY AND SCIENCE. Immediately my sound gatherers heard my mouth lungs throat teeth and lips forming the words to my wife, “I wonder just how many millions of tax dollars it cost to keep little Amelia alive (not begrudging it, just wondering when the money would receive its due praise) and, then, next my brain surfaced for consciousness to hear several more thoughts in rapid succession about all the science and scientific progress that had gone into developing and deploying the techniques that kept little baby Amelia alive. Yet I did not hear from the TV dad one bit of praise for the science and the money without which baby Amelia would have died in god’s good old world of 10 BCE (before the common era) or 500 CE (common era) or 1700 even, but only praise for this imaginary being that the human male Earthling and his family had conjured up out of nowhere to explain the phenomena before them. If awareness were the floor beneath their feet, they would have been levitating about ten feet above it they were so out of touch with it.

Yet who can really blame the poor dumb Earthling animal—science, through evolutionary psychology, has shown us (through experiments having to do with severing the corpus callosum in half) that the left brain will and must, like the good robot it is, make sense out of, give meaning to, and explain every chain of synapses that fires within it, playing a sort of connect a dot to reality game with all the bits of phenomena arriving from outside the human body. Otherwise it would make the human being in which it lives act or speak in such a way as to make other Earthlings observing his behavior say that the first being has gone crazy. The scariest part of that insanity judgment is that the things that humans agree about as sane thoughts and actions, like thoughts and words about hypothetical superbeings, are not always grounded in the reality floor. Take war for example! Most human beings, I guess, live in a sort of suspended levitation all their lives.

Just last night as I sat in my recliner at midnight, idly tickling the synapses in my frontal lobes with empty TV waves, that old scary thought from a long ago time entered my mind, “what is my life all about, what does it mean” and my whole awareness lifted out of the chair with a chilling umph. Jobless, retired and facing a move (if my wife should take a job in Newport or Vancouver in the next few weeks), a move out of the current routine that supplies meaning to my brainlife by structuring my synapses into some sort of standard Earthling animal behavior, I feared I might suddenly find myself out of touch with the meaning-giving reality some call their daily routine. Fortunately, in my recover life AAB (after alcoholic behavior), I have discovered the capacity for one part of my brain, the rational bit, to tell the other, the limbic system, “O shut up and calm down, idiot. You’re making up fears.” And, lo, the fear departed and the red sea parted and the humanly conscious me asserted it’s dominance over the animal me that lives in my instincts. The human god in me spoke to the animal god in me and all was well.

Needless to say, I’m on a fine run this morning, having one of those days when symbol and metaphor play connect a dot with all the bits of fact and fancy my webs of synapses have formed into memory packages until the way before me lays out smooth and full of the meaning that satisfies. I could go on for quite a bit, but another part of my brain cries out for me to go and do algebra problems, “for won’t that be fun too,” says a voice in my head that I know is mine and not the voice of some hypothetical superbeing. Yes—science hath given much and science hath also taken away, and pity the poor Earthling, ignorant of science, who must make sense of it all while still believing in hypothetical superbeings and magic.

Friday, February 16, 2007

DONALD HALL AND WILLIAM HOGARTH

The following poem by Donald Hall is one of the more interesting takes on the American Revolution I’ve come across recently. I searched out and added in some of William Hogarth’s 18th Century cartoons—his political cartoons—because his work pictorially represents the sort of criminality which Halls’ poem suggests was a big part of those people who escaped England to come to America as indentured servants and as people banished here. We oughtn’t to forget that Georgia was a penal colony set up by an English nobleman called Oglethorpe.

William Hogarth (November 10, 1697 – October 26, 1764)

It’s a family legend that someone in our family came out of Oglethorpe’s loins. My middle name is Thorp. According to family legend, the name Oglethorpe changed over time, from Oglethorpe to O’Thorpe to Thorpe and, finally, to Thorp. Thorp was my maternal grandmother’s maiden name. It’s great fun to imagine that one’s family was deeply involved in American history—thus, the Daughters of the American Revolution, etcetera—isn’t it? By the way, when I was taking my little retirement spin around the US a couple of years back and stopped off in Savannah, I found Oglethorpe's name everywhere in the older parts of Savannah, even a house that had once been his.


The Revolution

In the Great Hall where Lady Ann by firelight after dining alone 

nodded and dreamed that her cousin Rathwell turned into a unicorn, 

and woke shuddering, and was helped to her chambers, undressed, 

and looked after, and in the morning arose to read Mrs. Hemans, 

sitting prettily on a garden bench, with no sound disturbing
her whorled ear but the wind and the wind's apples falling,
the servants

tended fires, answered bells, plucked grouse, rolled sward, fetched eggs,
clipped hedge, mended linen, baked scones, and served tea.
While Lady Ann grew pale playing the piano, and lay late in bed aging, 

she regretted Rathwell who ran off to Ceylon with his indescribable 

desires, and vanished—leaving her to the servants who poached, larked, 

drank up the cellar, emigrated without notice, copulated, conceived, and
begot us.

—Donald Hall

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

L.A. FUNDIES WASTE WATER AND HYPOTHETICAL’S TIME

In today’s local rag we come across the interesting information that fundamentalists in LA are having huge outdoor baptisms in which they use fire hoses to baptize one another. That’s right, in this age, when many people in the world are running short of potable water and in which people in California are having to buy water from us in the Pacific Northwest, these irrationalists are dousing themselves in hydrant water when a little dewy rose spritzal will do. I wonder if any public tax dollars are supplying the baptismal fount or do these inebriants, er, I mean, celebrants, own their own fire hydrants?

Do you think that a hypothetical superbeing would care how the deed is done if his believers are right with her/him/it deep down in their limbic systems? Or doesn’t this have a lot to do with the naturally overly-dramatic nature, the “look at me, I’m saved” mentality, of all believers who must make sure they are being witnessed while they go about being saved, of their raised arms, closed eyes posturing? I think it testifies to the underlying doubt that they have in their own state of grace which, if it were deep and fundamental, would need no such outward demonstration of effect. I always think, when I’m watching people, running around, performing in tent revivals that they’ve got an eye out for who’s witnessing their witnessing. Something always a little bogus about it.

ANOTHER LITERATURE TEST

Below, please find another of Donald Hall’s poems which I think is not such a good poem but which lets me enjoy the knowledge that at least I know that I know what he’s talking about. My education in literature and creative writing is at least worth something—so I tell myself. Someone’s got to tell me because a lot of money went into the non-productive effort of studying creative writing. Anyhow—two very important and fairly high-profile poets are being considered as potentially impossible marriage mates. They are long dead poets, dear readers. Who do you think they might be?

The Impossible Marriage

The bride disappears. After twenty minutes of searching 

we discover her in the cellar, vanishing against a pillar
in her white gown and her skin's original pallor.
When we guide her back to the altar, we find the groom 

in his slouch hat, open shirt, and untended beard 

withdrawn to the belltower with the healthy young sexton
from whose comradeship we detach him with difficulty. 

O never in all the meetinghouses and academies
of compulsory Democracy and free-thinking Calvinism 

will these poets marry!—0 pale, passionate
anchoret of Amherst! 0 reticent kosmos of Brooklyn!

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Monday, February 12, 2007

YOU JUST CAN’T GUARD AGAINST IT—INTERSTATE CORN

Found this in my email: “This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds, and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup.

”As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned "Big Jim and the Twins," ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers!!!”

AN UN-EASY COLLAGE

I came across these two ads and somehow the two faces and the Arabic conundrum all melded together into a familiar American nightmare I was aware of in my younger days. So I snip-snipped and put it together. If it's still true I don't know. Are American women happier with their macho males or less? Has the macho male softened and become more enlightened? Who knows? Of course, generalizations are false to begin with so just take my quick and easy collage to be simple act of creation, meaning nothing larger that just what it is.


CHRISTIAN MEGA-CHURCH PASTORS—
IT COULDN’T BE ABOUT MONEY COULD IT?

The following snippet demonstrates again that the average fundamentalist is blind and easily duped, and, again, I can’t explain more forcefully that there has to be a synaptical connect between believing in a hypothetical superbeing in the sky for which there is not one shred of evidence and the everyday, normal gullibility of church attendees who don’t see the corruption in the leaders who are fleecing them like the sheep they teach their congregations that Jesus expects them to be—eternally like little children. And, again, it’s the political connection attached to his/her religious side by which we can see this pastor’s corruption—politics and religion do not mix. And we can also see the nasty underbelly of Republican political leaders who use the sheep of the Christian flock for power and financial gain—which the Republican Party is all about and which Bush and company have again blatantly demonstrated. Anyhow, read it and weep:

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A Washington, D.C., watchdog group is filing a complaint with the Internal Revenue Service against television evangelist Mac Hammond's Brooklyn Park mega-church based on documents obtained by Minnesota Monitor that purport the pastor arranged several lucrative deals with the church.

These documents describe financial agreements in which Hammond bought a plane from the Living Word Christian Center and then leased it and another plane back to the church for almost $900,000 a year and obtained loans—some of them unsecured—for $1.9 million.

"Pastor Hammond and the LWCC have shown a disturbing pattern of violating federal tax law, and the IRS has done nothing," said Melanie Sloan, executive director of CREW. "The IRS has not hesitated to target liberal organizations. When will enough be enough and the IRS finally step in and investigate a conservative church that has repeatedly demonstrated its contempt for federal law?"

This will be the second complaint CREW has filed against the church. In October, CREW alleged that the church violated tax laws when Rep. Michele Bachmann, R-Minn., made a campaign speech at a Sunday service and web broadcast. During Hammond's introduction of the candidate, he told the church that he would be voting for Bachmann.
There were two problems with Hammond's endorsement: Hammond did not live in Bachmann's district, and endorsing a candidate from the pulpit violates of IRS rules concerning churches.
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The whole sordid story can be found at the Minnesota Monitor.

Friday, February 09, 2007

MARDI GRAS IN SANDPOINT

This coming Feb. 15 through 20, Mardi Gras is coming to Sandpoint, in Idaho, but I don’t see anything about drinking in the streets. What kind of Fat Tuesday can that be? My memory of my one Mardi Gras in New Orleans is how strange it felt to be walking down a sunlit morning street with a plastic glass of booze in my hand, human monkey-chattering and artificial joy on every hand, and seamlessly coming to in the dark of Wednesday morning, staggering hungover down the center of an unfamiliar street in ankle deep trash, hoping to find the ferry over to the West Bank where I’d parked my car. Mardi Gras was in between there somewhere, in dibs and dabs, the chick pinching my butt at Place II, the promises never fulfilled, the bare breasted flashes, the couple rolling in the gutter in a wild makeout session, but it sure was fun. . . wasn't it???

ANOTHER RECENT LETTER FROM ME TO THE EDITORS

The tax that elitists call the “death tax” but observant citizens call the “estate tax” is a necessary tax if America is to escape that form of privilege and unmerited power which inherited titles (and wealth) conferred on royalty in the Old Country. America was founded by people trying to escape European feudal systems as much as religious intolerance, and Americans should consider inherited wealth a danger to our Republic and its way of life in what is supposed to be a classless society. Too much inherited wealth creates a privileged class of people who have gotten their positions of power by no more worth or effort than having been fortuitously born. Of course, a person ought to be able to pass on sufficient wealth to his or her heirs and to help them through good educations, excellent health care and other perks the rich always enjoy, but one of the greatest threats to our way of life is too much wealth accumulated in the hands of a few through birthright rather than through open and fair competition. A modest estate tax levels the playing field. Imagine what George Junior would not have amounted to without his family’s wealth?

THE SEASONS COME TO US



Wednesday, February 07, 2007

WORLD—ER—UNITED STATES FOOTBALL CHAMPIONS

I watched a wee bit of the American football championship game between the Chicago Bears and those traitorous Baltimore Colts (all right—Indianapolis Colts). A boring and tedious affair, and the arrogance of football players and the men who own them, buy and sell them, is limitless. They still call themselves World Champions when the only people in the world who play American football are Americans. Even the Canadians don’t play American style football. Then they bring their American god into it in their thank yous, not realizing that the god of the world, according to the millions in the world, of course, plays soccer. That god doesn’t give a piffle for American football. In fact, in a document, called the “Gospel According to Wayne Pifflesnatch”, Jesus is revealed to like playing soccer in Nazareth, kicking around an inflated pig’s bladder in the dust of the central square where all the gals came to fill their clay water bottles. They only called it football back in those days because they liked to kick around that inflated pig’s bladder with their feet. Anyone with half a brain knows that there is very little kicking the ball around in American football. Only as a last resort. So Jesus was definitely a soccer fan. He had never heard of football as Americans play it when he died, according to the Gospel now in my possession.

‘Nother insight. There is a rumor about that men who play football are real tough sorts of men, but when I look at those sweating, panting behemoths, gasping for breath after a play that lasts all of a few seconds at a tumble, I try to imagine them running up and down a soccer field for long stretches of time. It’s laughable to try and picture it. None of them are in shape for such an ordeal.

THE HAT MAN WHO MISTOOK HIMSELF FOR A WALK

Speaking of arrogance. As I self-consciously crossed the huge coffee shop restaurant at Spokane Community College, imagining every eye on the interesting old man in the interesting hat (yes, this hat), I was sensing my walk and got to thinking about “men walking” (probably because the “Dead Man Walking” nun was visiting Spokane Community College) which, naturally slid my thoughts right over to John Wayne and his familiar and famous walk that has been commented upon for nearly a half century now. My Wayne-walk thought, then, opened my brain synapses to recalling that exaggerated strut, with the stiff-armed swing, of black men about—what?—20?—or was it 40 years ago? Their walk, I realized, when I’d traversed about 80% of the distance from my seat in the restaurant to the door out, was John Wayne’s walk, only exaggerated about 100% until it was a comment upon and critique of Mr. Wayne’s very own cowboy strut.

Well. . . I cain’t hep it—my thoughts just go to running along whenever I leave my brain running and unsupervised for a minute.

Monday, February 05, 2007

SCIENCE, EMPIRICAL METHODS, OBJECTIVITY—
YOU NAME IT, WE NEED IT.

We’ve been hearing a lot lately about superbugs, and here’s another case of their appearance—this time in military hospitals, affecting wounded GIs. From global warming to energy shortages to environmental problems and genetic research, the human species has never more needed solid, objective, empirical approaches to life, and, in America, science has never more been under attack by a bunch of ignorant religionists than in current times. You can pray all you want, but none of these problems will be solved by prayer or by appeals to imaginary and hypothetical superbeings. The curse of the religionists amongst us is doubly hurtful in that they will justify all these problems by imagining their hypothetical superbeing is punishing us all for not following their religionists' teachings. Thus they become part of the problem rather than part of the solution. Get out of the way religionaries, we humanists and other rational people among you got work to do far beyond your dull imaginings.

Came across the following on the Huffington Post, then followed the links to Wired Magazine and snipped out a few paragraphs from a five page article there. Go read the whole thing here.

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Since OPERATION Iraqi Freedom began in 2003, more than 700 US soldiers have been infected or colonized with Acinetobacter baumannii. A significant number of additional cases have been found in the Canadian and British armed forces, and among wounded Iraqi civilians. The Armed Forces Institute of Pathology has recorded seven deaths caused by the bacteria in US hospitals along the evacuation chain. Four were unlucky civilians who picked up the bug at Walter Reed Army Medical Center in Washington, DC, while undergoing treatment for other life-threatening conditions. Another was a 63-year-old woman, also chronically ill, who shared a ward at Landstuhl with infected coalition troops.

Behind the scenes, the spread of a pathogen that targets wounded GIs has triggered broad reforms in both combat medical care and the Pentagon's networks for tracking bacterial threats within the ranks. Interviews with current and former military physicians, recent articles in medical journals, and internal reports reveal that the Department of Defense has been waging a secret war within the larger mission in Iraq and Afghanistan - a war against antibiotic-resistant pathogens. . . .

A major outbreak in Chicago two years ago infected 81 patients, killing at least 14. Arizona health officials tracked more than 200 infections in state hospitals early last year. Doctors at Vanderbilt University Medical Center in Tennessee used to see an infection or two every year; now it's one or more a month. "These bacteria are developing very, very quickly," says CDC epidemiologist Arjun Srinivasan, who has been consulting with the DOD about the military outbreak. "The bad news is that we're many years away from having new drugs to treat them. It should be a call to arms. . . ."

In Europe, multidrug-resistant acinetobacter is spreading through civilian hospitals, precipitating a public health crisis. A 2003-2004 epidemic hit more than 50 hospitals and long-term care facilities in France, making scores of patients sick and killing 34 people. Thirty-nine infected patients died at St. Mary's Hospital in London two years ago. . . .

"The bugs are outpacing us, and these drugs are not the kind that bring in incredible profits," says Robert Guidos, director of public policy for the Infectious Diseases Society of America. "We're planning for bioterrorism and pandemic influenza, but what about the hundreds of thousands of people dying each year from nontheoretical situations? We need to think in longer terms. . . ."
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PS: The image above is not of a microbial bug but of a fly, a big bug of its own kind found at the following site: http://academics.hamilton.edu/biology/kbart/EMImages.html

Friday, February 02, 2007

RICHARD DAWKINS SAYS IT SO WELL

The long essay following was included in the Huffington Post some time back. It’s Richard Dawkins explanation of why the god idea is superfluous, if not silly, to an understanding of how I came to be typing this into my blog on this day in the life of the human species.

The photo of Richard Dawkins is by Michael Smick


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America, founded in secularism as a beacon of eighteenth century enlightenment, is becoming the victim of religious politics, a circumstance that would have horrified the Founding Fathers. The political ascendancy today values embryonic cells over adult people. It obsesses about gay marriage, ahead of genuinely important issues that actually make a difference to the world. It gains crucial electoral support from a religious constituency whose grip on reality is so tenuous that they expect to be 'raptured' up to heaven, leaving their clothes as empty as their minds. More extreme specimens actually long for a world war, which they identify as the 'Armageddon' that is to presage the Second Coming. Sam Harris, in his new short book, Letter to a Christian Nation, hits the bull's-eye as usual:

It is, therefore, not an exaggeration to say that if the city of New York were suddenly replaced by a ball of fire, some significant percentage of the American population would see a silver-lining in the subsequent mushroom cloud, as it would suggest to them that the best thing that is ever going to happen was about to happen: the return of Christ . . . Imagine the consequences if any significant component of the U.S. government actually believed that the world was about to end and that its ending would be glorious. The fact that nearly half of the American population apparently believes this, purely on the basis of religious dogma, should be considered a moral and intellectual emergency.

Does Bush check the Rapture Index daily, as Reagan did his stars? We don't know, but would anyone be surprised?

My scientific colleagues have additional reasons to declare emergency. Ignorant and absolutist attacks on stem cell research are just the tip of an iceberg. What we have here is nothing less than a global assault on rationality, and the Enlightenment values that inspired the founding of this first and greatest of secular republics. Science education—and hence the whole future of science in this country—is under threat. Temporarily beaten back in a Pennsylvania court, the 'breathtaking inanity' (Judge John Jones's immortal phrase) of 'intelligent design' continually flares up in local bush-fires. Dowsing them is a time-consuming but important responsibility, and scientists are finally being jolted out of their complacency. For years they quietly got on with their science, lamentably underestimating the creationists who, being neither competent nor interested in science, attended to the serious political business of subverting local school boards. Scientists, and intellectuals generally, are now waking up to the threat from the American Taliban.

Scientists divide into two schools of thought over the best tactics with which to face the threat. The Neville Chamberlain 'appeasement' school focuses on the battle for evolution. Consequently, its members identify fundamentalism as the enemy, and they bend over backwards to appease 'moderate' or 'sensible' religion (not a difficult task, for bishops and theologians despise fundamentalists as much as scientists do). Scientists of the Winston Churchill school, by contrast, see the fight for evolution as only one battle in a larger war: a looming war between supernaturalism on the one side and rationality on the other. For them, bishops and theologians belong with creationists in the supernatural camp, and are not to be appeased.

The Chamberlain school accuses Churchillians of rocking the boat to the point of muddying the waters. The philosopher of science Michael Ruse wrote:

We who love science must realize that the enemy of our enemies is our friend. Too often evolutionists spend time insulting would-be allies. This is especially true of secular evolutionists. Atheists spend more time running down sympathetic Christians than they do countering creationists. When John Paul II wrote a letter endorsing Darwinism, Richard Dawkins's response was simply that We who love science must realize that the enemy of our enemies is our friend. Too often evolutionists spend time insulting would-be allies. This is especially true of secular evolutionists. Atheists spend more time running down sympathetic Christians than they do countering creationists. When John Paul II wrote a letter endorsing Darwinism, Richard Dawkins's response was simply that the pope was a hypocrite, that he could not be genuine about science and that Dawkins himself simply preferred an honest fundamentalist.

A recent article in the New York Times by Cornelia Dean quotes the astronomer Owen Gingerich as saying that, by simultaneously advocating evolution and atheism, 'Dr Dawkins "probably single-handedly makes more converts to intelligent design than any of the leading intelligent design theorists".' This is not the first, not the second, not even the third time this plonkingly witless point has been made (and more than one reply has aptly cited Uncle Remus: "Oh please, please Brer Fox, don't throw me in that awful briar patch").

Chamberlainites are apt to quote the late Stephen Jay Gould's 'NOMA' - 'non-overlapping magisteria'. Gould claimed that science and true religion never come into conflict because they exist in completely separate dimensions of discourse:

To say it for all my colleagues and for the umpteenth millionth time (from college bull sessions to learned treatises): science simply cannot (by its legitimate methods) adjudicate the issue of God's possible superintendence of nature. We neither affirm nor deny it; we simply can't comment on it as scientists.

This sounds terrific, right up until you give it a moment's thought. You then realize that the presence of a creative deity in the universe is clearly a scientific hypothesis. Indeed, it is hard to imagine a more momentous hypothesis in all of science. A universe with a god would be a completely different kind of universe from one without, and it would be a scientific difference. God could clinch the matter in his favour at any moment by staging a spectacular demonstration of his powers, one that would satisfy the exacting standards of science. Even the infamous Templeton Foundation recognized that God is a scientific hypothesis—by funding double-blind trials to test whether remote prayer would speed the recovery of heart patients. It didn't, of course, although a control group who knew they had been prayed for tended to get worse (how about a class action suit against the Templeton Foundation?) Despite such well-financed efforts, no evidence for God's existence has yet appeared.

To see the disingenuous hypocrisy of religious people who embrace NOMA, imagine that forensic archeologists, by some unlikely set of circumstances, discovered DNA evidence demonstrating that Jesus was born of a virgin mother and had no father. If NOMA enthusiasts were sincere, they should dismiss the archeologists' DNA out of hand: "Irrelevant. Scientific evidence has no bearing on theological questions. Wrong magisterium." Does anyone seriously imagine that they would say anything remotely like that? You can bet your boots that not just the fundamentalists but every professor of theology and every bishop in the land would trumpet the archeological evidence to the skies.

Either Jesus had a father or he didn't. The question is a scientific one, and scientific evidence, if any were available, would be used to settle it. The same is true of any miracle—and the deliberate and intentional creation of the universe would have to have been the mother and father of all miracles. Either it happened or it didn't. It is a fact, one way or the other, and in our state of uncertainty we can put a probability on it—an estimate that may change as more information comes in. Humanity's best estimate of the probability of divine creation dropped steeply in 1859 when The Origin of Species was published, and it has declined steadily during the subsequent decades, as evolution consolidated itself from plausible theory in the nineteenth century to established fact today.

The Chamberlain tactic of snuggling up to 'sensible' religion, in order to present a united front against ('intelligent design') creationists, is fine if your central concern is the battle for evolution. That is a valid central concern, and I salute those who press it, such as Eugenie Scott in Evolution versus Creationism. But if you are concerned with the stupendous scientific question of whether the universe was created by a supernatural intelligence or not, the lines are drawn completely differently. On this larger issue, fundamentalists are united with 'moderate' religion on one side, and I find myself on the other.

Of course, this all presupposes that the God we are talking about is a personal intelligence such as Yahweh, Allah, Baal, Wotan, Zeus or Lord Krishna. If, by 'God', you mean love, nature, goodness, the universe, the laws of physics, the spirit of humanity, or Planck's constant, none of the above applies. An American student asked her professor whether he had a view about me. 'Sure,' he replied. 'He's positive science is incompatible with religion, but he waxes ecstatic about nature and the universe. To me, that is religion!' Well, if that's what you choose to mean by religion, fine, that makes me a religious man. But if your God is a being who designs universes, listens to prayers, forgives sins, wreaks miracles, reads your thoughts, cares about your welfare and raises you from the dead, you are unlikely to be satisfied. As the distinguished American physicist Steven Weinberg said, "If you want to say that 'God is energy,' then you can find God in a lump of coal." But don't expect congregations to flock to your church.

When Einstein said 'Did God have a choice in creating the Universe?' he meant 'Could the universe have begun in more than one way?' 'God does not play dice' was Einstein's poetic way of doubting Heisenberg's indeterminacy principle. Einstein was famously irritated when theists misunderstood him to mean a personal God. But what did he expect? The hunger to misunderstand should have been palpable to him. 'Religious' physicists usually turn out to be so only in the Einsteinian sense: they are atheists of a poetic disposition. So am I. But, given the widespread yearning for that great misunderstanding, deliberately to confuse Einsteinian pantheism with supernatural religion is an act of intellectual high treason.

Accepting, then, that the God Hypothesis is a proper scientific hypothesis whose truth or falsehood is hidden from us only by lack of evidence, what should be our best estimate of the probability that God exists, given the evidence now available? Pretty low I think, and here's why.

First, most of the traditional arguments for God's existence, from Aquinas on, are easily demolished. Several of them, such as the First Cause argument, work by setting up an infinite regress which God is wheeled out to terminate. But we are never told why God is magically able to terminate regresses while needing no explanation himself. To be sure, we do need some kind of explanation for the origin of all things. Physicists and cosmologists are hard at work on the problem. But whatever the answer—a random quantum fluctuation or a Hawking/Penrose singularity or whatever we end up calling it—it will be simple. Complex, statistically improbable things, by definition, don't just happen; they demand an explanation in their own right. They are impotent to terminate regresses, in a way that simple things are not. The first cause cannot have been an intelligence—let alone an intelligence that answers prayers and enjoys being worshipped. Intelligent, creative, complex, statistically improbable things come late into the universe, as the product of evolution or some other process of gradual escalation from simple beginnings. They come late into the universe and therefore cannot be responsible for designing it.

Another of Aquinas' efforts, the Argument from Degree, is worth spelling out, for it epitomises the characteristic flabbiness of theological reasoning. We notice degrees of, say, goodness or temperature, and we measure them, Aquinas said, by reference to a maximum:

Now the maximum in any genus is the cause of all in that genus, as fire, which is the maximum of heat, is the cause of all hot things . . . Therefore, there must also be something which is to all beings the cause of their being, goodness, and every other perfection; and this we call God.

That's an argument? You might as well say that people vary in smelliness but we can make the judgment only by reference to a perfect maximum of conceivable smelliness. Therefore there must exist a pre-eminently peerless stinker, and we call him God. Or substitute any dimension of comparison you like, and derive an equivalently fatuous conclusion. That's theology.

The only one of the traditional arguments for God that is widely used today is the teleological argument, sometimes called the Argument from Design although—since the name begs the question of its validity—it should better be called the Argument for Design. It is the familiar 'watchmaker' argument, which is surely one of the most superficially plausible bad arguments ever discovered—and it is rediscovered by just about everybody until they are taught the logical fallacy and Darwin's brilliant alternative.

In the familiar world of human artifacts, complicated things that look designed are designed. To naive observers, it seems to follow that similarly complicated things in the natural world that look designed—things like eyes and hearts—are designed too. It isn't just an argument by analogy. There is a semblance of statistical reasoning here too—fallacious, but carrying an illusion of plausibility. If you randomly scramble the fragments of an eye or a leg or a heart a million times, you'd be lucky to hit even one combination that could see, walk or pump. This demonstrates that such devices could not have been put together by chance. And of course, no sensible scientist ever said they could. Lamentably, the scientific education of most British and American students omits all mention of Darwinism, and therefore the only alternative to chance that most people can imagine is design.

Even before Darwin's time, the illogicality was glaring: how could it ever have been a good idea to postulate, in explanation for the existence of improbable things, a designer who would have to be even more improbable? The entire argument is a logical non-starter, as David Hume realized before Darwin was born. What Hume didn't know was the supremely elegant alternative to both chance and design that Darwin was to give us. Natural selection is so stunningly powerful and elegant, it not only explains the whole of life, it raises our consciousness and boosts our confidence in science's future ability to explain everything else.

Natural selection is not just an alternative to chance. It is the only ultimate alternative ever suggested. Design is a workable explanation for organized complexity only in the short term. It is not an ultimate explanation, because designers themselves demand an explanation. If, as Francis Crick and Leslie Orgel once playfully speculated, life on this planet was deliberately seeded by a payload of bacteria in the nose cone of a rocket, we still need an explanation for the intelligent aliens who dispatched the rocket. Ultimately they must have evolved by gradual degrees from simpler beginnings. Only evolution, or some kind of gradualistic 'crane' (to use Daniel Dennett's neat term), is capable of terminating the regress. Natural selection is an anti-chance process, which gradually builds up complexity, step by tiny step. The end product of this ratcheting process is an eye, or a heart, or a brain—a device whose improbable complexity is utterly baffling until you spot the gentle ramp that leads up to it.

Whether my conjecture is right that evolution is the only explanation for life in the universe, there is no doubt that it is the explanation for life on this planet. Evolution is a fact, and it is among the more secure facts known to science. But it had to get started somehow. Natural selection cannot work its wonders until certain minimal conditions are in place, of which the most important is an accurate system of replication—DNA, or something that works like DNA.

The origin of life on this planet—which means the origin of the first self-replicating molecule—is hard to study, because it (probably) only happened once, 4 billion years ago and under very different conditions from those with which we are familiar. We may never know how it happened. Unlike the ordinary evolutionary events that followed, it must have been a genuinely very improbable—in the sense of unpredictable—event: too improbable, perhaps, for chemists to reproduce it in the laboratory or even devise a plausible theory for what happened. This weirdly paradoxical conclusion—that a chemical account of the origin of life, in order to be plausible, has to be implausible—would follow if it were the case that life is extremely rare in the universe. And indeed we have never encountered any hint of extraterrestrial life, not even by radio—the circumstance that prompted Enrico Fermi's cry: "Where is everybody?"

Suppose life's origin on a planet took place through a hugely improbable stroke of luck, so improbable that it happens on only one in a billion planets. The National Science Foundation would laugh at any chemist whose proposed research had only a one in a hundred chance of succeeding, let alone one in a billion. Yet, given that there are at least a billion billion planets in the universe, even such absurdly low odds as these will yield life on a billion planets. And—this is where the famous anthropic principle comes in—Earth has to be one of them, because here we are.

If you set out in a spaceship to find the one planet in the galaxy that has life, the odds against your finding it would be so great that the task would be indistinguishable, in practice, from impossible. But if you are alive (as you manifestly are if you are about to step into a spaceship) you needn't bother to go looking for that one planet because, by definition, you are already standing on it. The anthropic principle really is rather elegant. By the way, I don't actually think the origin of life was as improbable as all that. I think the galaxy has plenty of islands of life dotted about, even if the islands are too spaced out for any one to hope for a meeting with any other. My point is only that, given the number of planets in the universe, the origin of life could in theory be as lucky as a blindfolded golfer scoring a hole in one. The beauty of the anthropic principle is that, even in the teeth of such stupefying odds against, it still gives us a perfectly satisfying explanation for life's presence on our own planet.

The anthropic principle is usually applied not to planets but to universes. Physicists have suggested that the laws and constants of physics are too good—as if the universe were set up to favour our eventual evolution. It is as though there were, say, half a dozen dials representing the major constants of physics. Each of the dials could in principle be tuned to any of a wide range of values. Almost all of these knob-twiddlings would yield a universe in which life would be impossible. Some universes would fizzle out within the first picosecond. Others would contain no elements heavier than hydrogen and helium. In yet others, matter would never condense into stars (and you need stars in order to forge the elements of chemistry and hence life). You can estimate the very low odds against the six knobs all just happening to be correctly tuned, and conclude that a divine knob-twiddler must have been at work. But, as we have already seen, that explanation is vacuous because it begs the biggest question of all. The divine knob twiddler would himself have to have been at least as improbable as the settings of his knobs.

Again, the anthropic principle delivers its devastatingly neat solution. Physicists already have reason to suspect that our universe—everything we can see—is only one universe among perhaps billions. Some theorists postulate a multiverse of foam, where the universe we know is just one bubble. Each bubble has its own laws and constants. Our familiar laws of physics are parochial bylaws. Of all the universes in the foam, only a minority has what it takes to generate life. And, with anthropic hindsight, we obviously have to be sitting in a member of that minority, because, well, here we are, aren't we? As physicists have said, it is no accident that we see stars in our sky, for a universe without stars would also lack the chemical elements necessary for life. There may be universes whose skies have no stars: but they also have no inhabitants to notice the lack. Similarly, it is no accident that we see a rich diversity of living species: for an evolutionary process that is capable of yielding a species that can see things and reflect on them cannot help producing lots of other species at the same time. The reflective species must be surrounded by an ecosystem, as it must be surrounded by stars.

The anthropic principle entitles us to postulate a massive dose of luck in accounting for the existence of life on our planet. But there are limits. We are allowed one stroke of luck for the origin of evolution, and perhaps for a couple of other unique events like the origin of the eukaryotic cell and the origin of consciousness. But that's the end of our entitlement to large-scale luck. We emphatically cannot invoke major strokes of luck to account for the illusion of design that glows from each of the billion species of living creature that have ever lived on Earth. The evolution of life is a general and continuing process, producing essentially the same result in all species, however different the details.

Contrary to what is sometimes alleged, evolution is a predictive science. If you pick any hitherto unstudied species and subject it to minute scrutiny, any evolutionist will confidently predict that each individual will be observed to do everything in its power, in the particular way of the species—plant, herbivore, carnivore, nectivore or whatever it is—to survive and propagate the DNA that rides inside it. We won't be around long enough to test the prediction but we can say, with great confidence, that if a comet strikes Earth and wipes out the mammals, a new fauna will rise to fill their shoes, just as the mammals filled those of the dinosaurs 65 million years ago. And the range of parts played by the new cast of life's drama will be similar in broad outline, though not in detail, to the roles played by the mammals, and the dinosaurs before them, and the mammal-like reptiles before the dinosaurs. The same rules are predictably being followed, in millions of species all over the globe, and for hundreds of millions of years. Such a general observation requires an entirely different explanatory principle from the anthropic principle that explains one-off events like the origin of life, or the origin of the universe, by luck. That entirely different principle is natural selection.

We explain our existence by a combination of the anthropic principle and Darwin's principle of natural selection. That combination provides a complete and deeply satisfying explanation for everything that we see and know. Not only is the god hypothesis unnecessary. It is spectacularly unparsimonious. Not only do we need no God to explain the universe and life. God stands out in the universe as the most glaring of all superfluous sore thumbs. We cannot, of course, disprove God, just as we can't disprove Thor, fairies, leprechauns and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. But, like those other fantasies that we can't disprove, we can say that God is very very improbable.

Richard Dawkins is the Charles Simonyi Professor of the Public Understanding of Science at Oxford University. He is a Fellow of the Royal Society, and the author of nine books, including The Selfish Gene, The Blind Watchmaker and The Ancestor's Tale. His new book, The God Delusion, published last week by Houghton Mifflin, is already a NEW YORK TIMES bestseller, and his Foundation for Reason and Science launched at the same time (see RichardDawkins.net).
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