According to foreign Moslems of the terrorist schism, all Americans are satanic or, at least, members of the body they call “The Great Satan”. And, according to many X-tian fundamentalists in America, we atheists are also satanic. Thus, to put these concepts into mathematical terms, a normal fundamentalist Xtian is satanic to the power of one while we atheists are Satan squared or the satanic raised to the power of two. So, according to Moslem fundamentalists, we have double the evil power of simple American Xtian satans. Wow! Are we atheists ever powerful!
"Beware! Beware! Weave a circle round him thrice, and close your eyes with holy dread, for he [we] on honey dew hath fed, and drunk the milk of paradise.”
—Sam Coleridge.
GOD'S GOT HIS EYES ON THE MONEY
Adrian Peterson, Oklahoma running back, will forego his final year of college ball and go into the NFL. He said, “It wasn’t an easy decision. I just put it in God’s hands.”
Now isn’t that funny! Guess what? God told him to forget empty principles like loyalty to the school who opened the door to opportunity and his teammates who might be depending on him next year. God told him to “go for the money.” Funny that evolutionary psychology would predict the same outcome of “turning it over”—the selfish choice, the put me first choice, the forget my teammates, my school, my gratitude for the scholarship. Funny how God put Adrian’s selfishness first, just as if Adrian were an animal, with animal instincts. Funny—I can’t tell the difference between Adrian’s hypothetical superbeing’s dictates and the dictates of the emerging consciousness of the evolving human species.
MOVIE TEST
Who is the star as a little girl on the far left of this photograph. Can you tell?
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