IF YOU DON’T THINK FUNDAMENTALISTS ARE A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY,
READ THIS:

"Raising your children under Americanism or any other principles other than true Christianity is child abuse."

"You do not have the right to be wrong, regardless of what any man-made or demonic charter says."

"Democracy originated in the mind of a rational being who has the deepest hatred for God."

"Do you realize that the only thing that gives democracy existence is sin? The absence of democracy is perfect obedience to god."

"The best way to insure the earth is never over populated is for sensible and righteous governments to clear all forms of atheism and heresy." —Robert T. Lee (Society for the Practical Establishment of the Ten Commandments)

I WAS JUST THINKING . . .

In the local mall recently I saw that certain economic forces have now figured out how to gouge even more money out of tweedle-brained housewives—it’s photos with the Easter Bunny. Pictures with Santa Claus did not generate enough money I guess. Now they want to get Easter money too. I also note that both of these holidays are Christian in origin so why not go straight to the source? How about photos with Christ on the Cross? You could hang a male model up their with fake blood pouring from his wounds, head slanted to the side, eyes upraised as if to ask “Father, why hast thou turned me over to these addle-pated females?” You could take your child and pose him or her, kneeling with hands in prayerful clasp, eyes closed, or palms upturned, as if imploring the mythological figure. After all, both the Easter bunny and Santa Claus have as much right to being taken for real as the Jesus dude—so why not photos with Christ on the Cross?

WHAT’S THAT EXPRESSION, ER, SMIRK (?) MEAN?

He can barely keep a straight face.