TWO DIFFERENT WORLDS

I just made an awesome discovery. I used my Blogspot feature that allows me to get lists of people who list the same profile items as mine. So I went through the list that "Sands of Iwo Jima" came up with and through the list that "La Dolce Vita" came up with. There's the two worlds right there, and I've got a foot smack dab in each of them. The split is hurting my crotch. Is that because I've aged in just the right way, like Limberger cheese?