BUMPER STICKERS WITH NO ATTITUDE

Retirement is so fine. I just duck in and out of the house from the coffee shops where I read and write and flap me gummos.... and think up all these little bumper sticker ideas.

Here's two laid back ones:

1) Septics Are Factivated.
2) I'm Full Of It and I Vote!

Tonight, I'm going to go do some volunteer work at a mental hospital. I just hope they let me out.